A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject.
1000% of women agree.
Whoever wrote this is my new favorite person.
Previously in Deadpool… Deadpool’s life has been rather bizarre lately, even for him. After his initial mission for S.H.I.E.L.D., he ended up with the mind of recently-deceased Agent Preston stored inside his mind, adding yet another voice to his already cluttered head.
I think it’s safe to…
I have a mighty need